Monday 22 June 2009
(Post Censored by the relative in June 2009)
few days ago I asked them to send me little things to hang on the blog and the only thing I heard is this, you will see.
(Post Censored by the relative in June 2009)
few days ago I asked them to send me little things to hang on the blog and the only thing I heard is this, you will see.
! The taxista.No every day of that I'm complaining, but when you start work, you never know how it will end the day día.Media Monday after an intense week. I decide to start late and take the opportunity to take my children with their grandmother.
At 09.00, with the kids dressed, and with time to spare, decided to take liquid yoghurt. UHMMMMM! also known fear and cool, the morning is warm and I have EDS. After taking a good overdose, I realize that the bottle is Bifidus-Active. You'll see! with the "passive" I am, today I'm going to swell to little run.
skol 10.00 charge, and the first in the nail, to the airport. A very nice Irish couple, do not stop talking and I give them gab. No problem with English.
10.45
behind withholding the passengers leave the airport, helped them with their bags and other dog ......... pilot to see if I hook one and it gets interesting.
10.55 at the height of tight noticed a cramping, milk! makes my hair stand on end. It was an unpleasant sensation, but if I think something else is certainly wrong with me. 11.00
I can not stop thinking at the scene of "Big Brother" in England, where in a jacuzzi, a poor decomposes and releases a great pomp brown, while his companions (to call in some way) come legs. It hurts and I squirm, "think of something else that you are rolling."
11.10 a cocoon occupies in the fast lane of the highway and going to 90 km / h. Sera bud, if I knew what is happening to me. I press the accelerator while another contraction suffer ....... this has been even stronger. "Bloody mania mine not to shit in toilets outside."
Calaburras 11.25, I think it'll get there. I jumped at the penultimate opportunity in the castle, but I prefer to get "cacao" to "shit and puking."
Reaching cabopino 11.35, and the damn ford that is not removed from the middle, I stick to almost push up ...... I want out of road yaaaaaa !!!!! cagoooo me !!!!!! I just spent the last opportunity in cabopino planters had been a good place.
11.40
I think of the beach in the field (not in the field does not feel like I fall over), my first love in high school, in the flowers .......... .. I'm going to shit !!!!! I never felt before!! I should give up and stop on the highway to the four indicators and shit, shit, shit at once.
11.45'm coming, I'm going to get! hands echo the glove to grab the house keys ........... Diosssssss!! I have left me at home! ¡¡¡¡¡¡
the gringos wimp, wimp in Zp, which tó wimp !!!!!!!!!! Fuck bob coñooooo ..........!!!
11.46
I have an option, Mom's. I arrive, I squirm, I take my belt. Now it's worse, it is as if the belt had been holding all you want to go out. I do not surrender, the neighbor greets me ... aaarrrrggggggg. I play the goalie generator, nobody answers. The pounding, the pulse, I kicked him NOOOOOOOOOOO .... no one. Now if I shit!! """""", The bar next to my mom's house is an option ...... but I will not be, there are only 10 meters ... . go! greet my friend the owner, I can hardly say !!!!, coca.cola Holaaaarrrrgggggg ice .... and now I went into the bathroom, mierdaaaaa!! I lost the rest of the day recovering. And I got to start again at 14.00, after losing the fear that happen again.
Conclusions:
1.-The teammates are up to that shit.
2.-No miss out on opportunities, or better bird in the hand, which clean water to 50 kms. 3.-
Read entire label before drinking, Bifidus-Active is not good for the profession.
Asalariatas Greetings!
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